this evening, our heroine, the forest maiden,
with more than a little help from the warrior princess
and a little bit of help from the guy with the tomahawk,
found out the troglodyte's secrets.
even tho' he had tried to oh-so-cleverly disguise them.
and now the forest maiden (changed out of her forest garb) can kick back and relax and wait for the news of the new iPhones tomorrow.
or is it later today?