here's a few tips for you:
~ i don't have a danske bank credit card, thus it would be pointless for me to update my credit card details using your link.
~ your spam mail about the use of my "dansk bank" credit card (see above) on a porn website might be more convincing if you didn't use google translate to write it, tho' that bit at the end about how you're just detecting weaknesses (or a burning sensation, depending on how you read it) in our society does show some understanding of the danish mentality.
~ i can SEE the email address you're sending from and it's not a danske bank email address.
~ oh, and danske bank is spelled with an e, not "dansk bank."
sincerely,
/j
p.s. are these lame spam attempts really working on people?
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dear random people who keep asking to do guest posts on my blog,
it would be advisable to actually READ my blog first. in which case you will see that i don't really have guest posters, since no one else has the same insight into MY sanity and what might have a chance of preserving it as i do. this blog is about me working out what i think and feel about stuff. guest posts would kinda defeat the purpose of that.
blogging is, after all, cheaper than therapy.
sincerely,
/j
p.s. do you really get guest posting gigs this way?
p.p.s. you can have your own blog. they're even free, depending on the platform you choose.
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dear people selling penis enlargment,
i don't have a penis.
sincerely,
/j
