shag ~ marry ~ kill

it's been a really long time since i played shag ~ marry ~ kill, but since last evening, when we were watching live from bremen (a sort of danish equivalent to saturday night live, only on friday night), and i realized that lasse rimmer was on my list (read: shag), i've been pondering that list once again.  because we all have a list, don't we? but we don't always say it out loud.

the beauty of this game is that it's all your head, you'll most likely never be asked to prove it, but it is deliciously fun to think about.  you make a list of known people and you simply say whether you would shag, marry or kill them.

1. anne hathaway ~ shag (she's just so adorable)
2. robert downey, jr. ~ shag + marry
3. charlie sheen ~ kill
4. colin firth ~ shag (obviously)
5. meryl streep ~ marry (i could hang out with meryl)
6. michelle obama ~ marry
7. william shatner (as denny crane) ~ SHAG (would so not have thought i'd say this)
8. james spader ~ SHAG (i'm into boston legal, what can i say?)
9. that ridiculous kate woman who had 8 kids and is on that kate + 8 show on discovery travel & living ~ kill (obviously)
10. muammar gaddafi ~ kill (again, obviously)

usually, there are lots of old guys on my list (letterman, harrison ford), but strangely, they don't come to mind this evening. 

come on, play along! :-) it's a bit of harmless fun.

shag ~ marry ~ kill

since i've been writing such heavy stuff this week (i told you i was ponderous), i thought i'd lighten the mood a bit with a little game i call shag ~ marry ~ kill after a game of the same name by a danish comedienne called linda p.  i don't actually remember the rules of her version, which is why i say that my game shares only the same name. tho' in all honesty, it could be the same thing she did...

the idea is this. i make a list of celebrities/famous people/politicians and say whether i would shag ~ marry ~ or kill them. it's that simple. and then, you could do it too (and come back and leave me a comment, telling me you've done it, so that i can come and read yours and have a laugh). because it's funny. at least when linda p. does it.  and since i used to be quite hilarious in my own right, i'm sure it will be funny here too...or at least fun.

so here goes...

1. johnny depp - shag (as if you didn't see that one coming)
2. harrison ford - shag (it's my old guy thing, what can i say?)
3. bill clinton - shag (again with the old guys)
4. barack obama - marry (obviously, he's a keeper)
5. george w. bush - kill (well, duh, tho' it seems a moot point now, doesn't it?)
6. david letterman - shag, then marry (he's my ultimate old guy)
7. brad pitt - kill
8. that guy who played spock in the most recent star trek movie - shag
9. fox mulder (i realize he's a character) - shag and then shag again
10. dana sculley (yup, another character from the X-files, i'm so 90s, what can i say?) - shag also
11. jennifer aniston - kill
12. nigella lawson - shag
13. nicole kidman - kill
14. tony blair - shag, actually. i like tony.
15. prince charles - obviously marry wasn't the right thing, so kill.
16. jean luc picard (sorry, i've got some strange star trek groove going) - shag
17. bono - shag then marry and shag some more
18. tom cruise - kill
19. haruki murakami - marry
20. britney spears - oddly enough, shag

how about you, do you wanna play shag ~ marry ~ kill? make your own list (you don't have to use mine) and decide whether you'd shag marry or kill. :-)